Halloween Must Be the Holiday of One-Liner Jokes... Did Someone Dig Up Henny Youngman?

Have you heard the latest joke from Halloween? As the old joke about Halloween (some of them have been around as wrapped mummies before)? Halloween is not just a night of horror and fear to mock, is often a holiday full of humor. People dress in costumes for the last cartoon of some pop star or a celebrity-of-the-moment, or become a play on words or statement in March - all for effect and fun. (Like the guy who comes to your home with newspaper obituaries pasted to his person and a knife sticking out of his mind-dead zombie pots for the obligatory, "What would it be?" "I am a newspaper obit section: white black and dead in all. ") because Halloween is not always for the macabre - and some bars never killed anyone (even if Dane Cook tries his best with his bombs godawful).

A quick surf on the Internet can produce a lot of jokes Halloween. Let's see what we have in our Grab Bag (and none of the business of rock, either - poor Charlie Brown, not surprisingly, has seen a psychiatrist - bald so young, abused by peers because of the rocks on Halloween Adult mean spirit - and that the Christmas tree ...). Halloween.com is charged with simple lines Q & A:

Q: What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day? A. Bone, bones in a box, heart shaped.

Q. Because the ghost into the bar? A. For whistles.

Q. Where the ghosts come out? A. where they can reach an agreement record.

Q. What do you do when there is a witch in the desert? A. You get a sandwich.

Q. Why did not the skeleton go to the Halloween party? R. Why had not the body to go with.

Dane Cook sounds better, eh? Maybe the jokes are not directed toward the side Punny things might work a bit 'better, but seem to be insufficient. More Q & A jokes CavernsofBlood.com:

Q. Because the dyslexic vampire starve to death? A. Could not find dloob ...

Q. Have you heard about the cannibal who was expelled from school? R. E 'was flattering his teacher.

Q. Have you heard about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?

Q. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? R. I'll have two beers ... and a broom.